Nature Healing Mugs

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Self help acupuncture

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Sigmund Freud.

Unguided imagery

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Yoga classes door.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

New Age Store.

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

New life (organ donation)

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Alternative Medicine.

Broken Heart

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"The sea will doctor you now."

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Traumatology.

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Thank you Doctor

'Got anything for a headache?'

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

Natural Medicines

'Really, it's quite all right! You see, at this clinic, we believe that only the wounded doctor can heal!'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."