Eco-savvy Showerer Gifts

"Sorry, but my eco-program says no more hot water!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Touring Cyclist

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Steamed vegetables."

Monkey-artist

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.