Green Shower Guru Gifts

"Sorry, but my eco-program says no more hot water!"

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

But is it organic?

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'Not that slowly back...'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"What about my footprint?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Recycled passion.

Refreshing Planet Earth

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

Dustbin monster.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Shower curtain call.

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Choices.

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

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