Eco-savvy Showerer T-Shirts

"Sorry, but my eco-program says no more hot water!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Politically Correct Snowperson

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Monkey-artist

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Touring Cyclist

'I blame global warming!'

Global Warmer 2000.

"Steamed vegetables."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Earth stove

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Food waste with recycling symbol