Eco-satirist Gifts

"Typical! We've got this place to ourselves just because people are too lazy to climb a few stairs!"

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Glimpses One Dollar

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

New uses for excess coal

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

The Ultimate Green Office!

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

Acme Coffee Co.

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."