Eco-pundit Gifts

Critical Ethanol report

Hate Platforms

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"The Nominees"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Invade/Fail/Deny

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

Half a house is better than none.

"Give him his food."

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"