Green Policy Commenter Gifts

Recycling Centre: Garbage in and Garbage out

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Trump leaving

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"

Global Climate Change Response.

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

Federally Guidelined

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

Carbon suicide

'Do this is the 'Green' everyone is hyping in 'Go Green'?'

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

Fake ecologist

Polelitically Incorrect

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

From the Greenhouse to the White House....

Putin Missile

"All we need to do to avoid global catastrophe is reduce subsidies for giant asteroids."

Gore sells Current TV to Al Jazeera, oil financed company.

Fire/Dental Insurance Policy - "If your teeth ever go up in flames you'll be completely covered."

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

"Ho Ho Ho Hoax!"

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

Greek Chorus of Apartment 7-H