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Recycling Centre: Garbage in and Garbage out

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Trump leaving

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'This is the last time we let cartoonists have a say in the 'aviation policy.'

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"The good news is we'll be dead before our way of life kills us!"

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

Global Climate Change Response.

Federally Guidelined

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

Recycling - Bottles/Magazines and Commitments to cut CO2 Emissions.

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

Polelitically Incorrect

Fake ecologist

'Do this is the 'Green' everyone is hyping in 'Go Green'?'

Carbon suicide

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

'How can anyone say our factory isn't green? Most of our waste is that colour!'

From the Greenhouse to the White House....

Putin Missile

"All we need to do to avoid global catastrophe is reduce subsidies for giant asteroids."

Fire/Dental Insurance Policy - "If your teeth ever go up in flames you'll be completely covered."

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

'What do you mean, using chemicals coming from green drums doesn't count as organic production?!'

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

'If Al Gore were a tree, what kind would he be?'

"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."

Greek Chorus of Apartment 7-H