Eco-parody Fan Pillows

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Space Pioneer

The Second Fall of Man.r

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Lawyers On A Plane.

Extreme kites!

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Old Yarns

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

Atomic Bear: Part 10

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

The Sedentary Dead.

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

Acme Coffee Co.

"We need less cowbell!"

U.S. Male - Part Five

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"It's good luck."

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."