Eco-satire Lover Pillows

Why the mammoth died out. (Turned into wastepaper bins.)

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

The Ultimate Green Office!

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

Acme Coffee Co.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

Corruption and Forestry Department: 'All trees are in a very good shapes sir!'

Emergency life raft.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'

'Oil stocks rallied today on news that a tanker ran aground and sprung a big leak in Prudhoe bay.'

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."

'No, it's not another oil spill. It's the cast of Jersey Shore with all their hair grease.'

"No. But if we see anything we'll let you know."

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

It's admirable you do your bit to save the planet by wearing green undies, but let's not forget, they weren't green when you bought them!

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

Recycle your shattered hopes and broken dreams here.

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

'We've gone green! All our foreclosure notices will now be printed on recycled bad loans.'

"Typical! We've got this place to ourselves just because people are too lazy to climb a few stairs!"

Helicopter approaches oil spill with giant vinegar jar.

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Whaling

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

'We had to modify the wrecking ball so PETA wold stop complaining.'

Industrial Pollution

"I don't know anything about global warming, but these ice cubes are melting like crazy."