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Why the mammoth died out. (Turned into wastepaper bins.)

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

The Ultimate Green Office!

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

Acme Coffee Co.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

Emergency life raft.

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

Corruption and Forestry Department: 'All trees are in a very good shapes sir!'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'

'Oil stocks rallied today on news that a tanker ran aground and sprung a big leak in Prudhoe bay.'

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."

It's admirable you do your bit to save the planet by wearing green undies, but let's not forget, they weren't green when you bought them!

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

Recycle your shattered hopes and broken dreams here.

"No. But if we see anything we'll let you know."

'We've gone green! All our foreclosure notices will now be printed on recycled bad loans.'

"Typical! We've got this place to ourselves just because people are too lazy to climb a few stairs!"

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Whaling

Helicopter approaches oil spill with giant vinegar jar.

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

Industrial Pollution

"I don't know anything about global warming, but these ice cubes are melting like crazy."