Sustainability Satire Lover T-Shirts

It's admirable you do your bit to save the planet by wearing green undies, but let's not forget, they weren't green when you bought them!

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

New uses for excess coal

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

The Ultimate Green Office!

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Acme Coffee Co.

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

'That's the Government for you every time.'

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

Fake ecologist

'Uh-oh... Bad make-up accident?' 'No, oil tanker disaster.'