Eco-humor Lover T-Shirts

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

" are called 'whoosh', 'whoosh', I asked them."

Biofuel

Water company bonus.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

An snail shell with a chimney

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'