Eco-humor Lover Mugs

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

" are called 'whoosh', 'whoosh', I asked them."

Biofuel

Water company bonus.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

An snail shell with a chimney

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"