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The Body Boutique - Fragrances of Yesteryear: Tropical rain forest, leaded petrol and sexist jokes.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

The Joshua Tree

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Acme Coffee Co.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'Stand-up climatologist...'

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Fresh ground?

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Firewood for Sale

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."

"No. But if we see anything we'll let you know."

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

"After a while, shredding documents wasn't enough."

"Norman is almost completely wind powered now!"

"The good news is your husband is no longer producing any emissions."

"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"

"I'm going for the stripped pine look."