Eco Joke Lover Pillows

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

The Joshua Tree

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'Stand-up climatologist...'

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

"This material is 80% recycled."

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

Firewood for Sale

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."

"The good news is your husband is no longer producing any emissions."

"After a while, shredding documents wasn't enough."

"Norman is almost completely wind powered now!"