Eco Joke Lover Pillows

"You look great! How did you lose the weight?"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

The Joshua Tree

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'Stand-up climatologist...'

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

"Which one of you keeps turning the air conditioning down to 30 degrees?"

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Did you hear about the latest oil spill, Gloria? Let me guess

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

Firewood for Sale

"This material is 80% recycled."

Trees talking, "Hey your roots are showing"

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."

'Of course it's worth it, think of the water we're saving.'

Electric Car Giving Driver Static.

"The good news is your husband is no longer producing any emissions."

"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"