Eco-parody Fan Mugs

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Space Pioneer

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Extreme kites!

Robotic man mowing the lawn

Lawyers On A Plane.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Old Yarns

The Sedentary Dead.

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Acme Coffee Co.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"It's good luck."

"We need less cowbell!"

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'