Eco-gossip Lover Gifts

Tree gossip.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Electric car

A gap between the solar panels

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'Is it organic?'

Recycled passion.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"Nope. No fish."

"We've made a few changes."

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"It's not easy being green…"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'