Eco-gossip Lover Pillows

Tree gossip.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

'Is it organic?'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Electric car

A gap between the solar panels

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Recycled passion.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Nope. No fish."

"It's not easy being green…"

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"We've made a few changes."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."