Eco-conscious Bear Gifts

Middle Age: When a man turns out the light sfor economic reasons rather than for romantic ones!

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"It's not easy being green…"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Home Heating Oil

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

Tree funeral.

Food Pyramid.

SOS of Garbage

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

The Easter Bilby

'All our food is locally sourced.'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

80% recycled

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Flying Rhino