Eco Car Humorist Gifts

'How long is this thing going to take?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"Rising sea levels."

"Okay. Hit it."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Will work for manure.

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."