Eco Car Humorist Prints

'How long is this thing going to take?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Volkswagen Scandal

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'Beware of SUV.'

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Rising sea levels."

"Okay. Hit it."

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Will work for manure.

You Are Here.

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'