Hybrid Car Humorist Prints

'This baby gets 12 city, 13 highway and 25 off a bridge.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

Volkswagen Scandal

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"Okay. Hit it."

All you'd expect in a British car!

'How was my emergency stop?'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

No U-turns

Fauna Hybrids

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

No Hand Signals

Lucky car.

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

'It doesn't work...'

"And hold the mayo."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.