Ecclesiastically Amused Gifts

Conclave.

'Those are a few jokes to loosen up the crowd first...how do you like 'em?'

The ten ammendments

Finger puppets in church.

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Jesus and the Peeps

Baby Bird

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

"Sorry. I thought it was a typo."

Ding and Dong.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

Auto Mechanic's Confessional Booth

"But why would anyone, especially the meek, want to inherit the earth?"

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Pope Benedict at Easter

Mary and Joseph's Social Media Page

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

Jesus Fish

Rowan Williams

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'Which father is the father?'

"That's just sick."

'If I'm born again, will I have two birthdays a year?'

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

'Good. Now, make a generous offering without expecting anything in return.'

Don't think of it as tithing. Think of it as a cover charge.

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"