Eccentric Scenes Appreciator Pillows

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Elton John

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"Okay. Hit it."

Mixed Nuts

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

Louis Antoine Jullien

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

Blue Upright

"Come at me, Bro!"

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

The absurd artist

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

Gustav Klimt

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."