Eccentric Scenes Appreciator Mugs

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

Mixed Nuts

"Okay. Hit it."

Louis Antoine Jullien

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

The absurd artist

Blue Upright

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

Gustav Klimt