Eccentric Neighbor Gifts

Lil' Free Library/Skert-Skert

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

Louis Antoine Jullien

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Mixed Nuts

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'We'll have a job finding another gardener as dedicated as old Tom.'

Gustav Klimt

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

Privacy in the garden.

"Ooooh, she's tall! Good! Come in! I'll put away the flame thrower."

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

An English of eccentrics

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"Weird day"

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

"This would be Pop-Pop's last invitation to one of Jimmy's birthday parties." "What's wrong? You never seen a chicken before?"

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Bee wear of Doug