Eccentric Habits Gifts

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Great British Eccentrics.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

What Newton didn't see

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

Whacha Thinking About?

"We had to remove him from public view."

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

John Betjeman

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

Now there's something you don't see every day.

Lil' Free Library/Skert-Skert

"Knock 'em dead."

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Dr Magnus Pyke.

Bee wear of Doug

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

'Thanks, stranger! I'm an eccentric millionaire who gave away his fortune to good Samaritans, so may I have a buck for a cup of coffee?'