Eccentric Habits Gifts

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Great British Eccentrics.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'It's from my strange-but-not-as-strange-as-I-am-now period.'

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

What Newton didn't see

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

Man in dress with umbrella on scooter in office 'Bucket List Item #8'.

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

Whacha Thinking About?

"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"

'It's March, we're Mad Hares - and Larry is acting a little too normal if you ask me.'

"This is where your grandfather is buried."

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

"We had to remove him from public view."

'Doctor, before you meet the press to explain your theory about space aliens communicating with us, maybe you should take the tin foil off of your head.'

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Lil' Free Library/Skert-Skert

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

Dr Magnus Pyke.

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

Bee wear of Doug

"Knock 'em dead."

'Thanks, stranger! I'm an eccentric millionaire who gave away his fortune to good Samaritans, so may I have a buck for a cup of coffee?'

'He promised me that a cigar should never again touch his lips...!'