Eccentric Marketing Fan Gifts

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'It's about time!'

London Olympics.

The Hooligan.

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Crocodile Shoes

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Ass-less Chaps

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

And this is one we made earlier.

"Whatever you do don't get onto the topic of his wacky socks."

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'Well we could either make a massive investment in a new multi-media marketing campaign Or we could ask Edna to stop telling current customers to sod off because she's too busy to talk to them!'

'Great ad campaign. Now all we need is a product.'