Eccentric Marketing Fan Gifts

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

Great British Eccentrics.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'It's about time!'

London Olympics.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Crocodile Shoes

The Hooligan.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Ass-less Chaps

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Maybe I'm just a sucker for marketing, but I think bottled pond scum water really does taste better.

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

And this is one we made earlier.

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

'Great ad campaign. Now all we need is a product.'

'Well we could either make a massive investment in a new multi-media marketing campaign Or we could ask Edna to stop telling current customers to sod off because she's too busy to talk to them!'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'