Eccentric Gadgets Gifts

Toe-Tickling Machine

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Fresh pepper?"

Imagine

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Please enter your pin now.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Who are These People?"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'To hell with the rules.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

The Haroplane

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Lighting a Pipe

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Man talking to a tree.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

You are what you collect.

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'