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Toe-Tickling Machine

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Fresh pepper?"

Imagine

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Who are These People?"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'To hell with the rules.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

The Haroplane

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Lighting a Pipe

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

Man talking to a tree.

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

You are what you collect.

Sketchy Neighborhood

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."