Eccentric Advice Seeker Gifts

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

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"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

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'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

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"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

'...Sure, I can tell you how to prevent getting old...You can lie about your age...You can smoke...And you can drive drunk...'

"Armstrong, I'm not qualified to give you dating advice. When it comes to that stuff, I'm the worst."

'Ah, Baker! Still the company's lone voice in the wilderness, I see!'

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

'I've discovered that the bar setting works better than the couch.'

"Sorry, I don't do Brexit."

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'