Easter Critic Pillows

Spring (Easter) commercialism.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Happy Easter

Horse statue throws off rider.

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Bad gifts

News for Sale

Missing Easter Egg

Easter Ham Free.

Jesus and the Peeps

"Pastor, since you refuse to respond to my emails I decided to print off a list of all my objections to your messages."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Easter Bonnet

The Pope

Easter Bunny!

"It was a little preachy."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Easter bunny Island.

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"Happy Ea-sss-ter."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

Add to Basket?

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"Dumb it down or sex it up."