Easter Appreciator Pillows

"Thanks, man. I owe you one."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Happy Easter

Mr. Punch in Venice

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Champagne

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Missing Easter Egg

Jesus and the Peeps

Springtime rabbits.

Easter Bunny!

Easter Bonnet

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Easter bunny Island.

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Oh, it wasn't glossolalia -- he just gets tongue-tied when he preaches about sex and marriage.'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

Add to Basket?

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'