Easter Appreciator Gifts

"Thanks, man. I owe you one."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Happy Easter

Mr. Punch in Venice

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Champagne

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Missing Easter Egg

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Easter Ham Free.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Easter Bunny!

Easter Bonnet

Jesus and the Peeps

Springtime rabbits.

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

Easter bunny Island.

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Add to Basket?

'Oh, it wasn't glossolalia -- he just gets tongue-tied when he preaches about sex and marriage.'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"