Easter Celebrator Gifts

Easter Island with a large statue of the Easter Bunny

By Easter, a pardoned turkey has often lost all sense of right and wrong.

A vampire is frightened after being served hot cross buns.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."

A chicken lays Easter eggs for the Easter bunny.

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Missing Easter Egg

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Easter Ham Free.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

Easter Bonnet

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"Hey - the GPS tracker I put on my Easter basket says it's in the kitchen!"

Jesus and the Peeps

Springtime rabbits.

Easter Bunny!

Easter bunny Island.

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Hope of spring.

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'