Celebrating Easter Gifts

'I told Dad the box was too big. He must think we're trying to catch a vegetarian.'

Hoppy Easter

"Does this Easter bonnet make me look fat?"

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

The Easter Bovine.

Where egg salad come from...

Kids' cartoon about the Easter Bunny and the delegation of Easter eggs.

Put on your Easter bonnet

Easter Bunny!

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tartine

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Too much sugar."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

An Unexpected Guest.

Butterflies

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

The Mouse Princess

Night-time halo

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Happy Easter