Easter Celebration Gifts

"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!... ...Also have a bunny hide eggs."

'How come I have to get all dressed up for the Easter Bunny when I didn't for Santa Claus.'

'Doing anything nice for Easter?'

'How nice. You've been invited to an Easter egg hunt.'

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

If Jesus had been a rabbit...

'no... NO!'

"Easter is a holiday we resurrect the ham instead of the turkey."

Easter Bunny!

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tartine

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Too much sugar."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

An Unexpected Guest.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

Butterflies

The Mouse Princess