Easter Celebration Gifts

Jesus Simultaneously Creates the Church and Rock and Roll.

"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!... ...Also have a bunny hide eggs."

'How come I have to get all dressed up for the Easter Bunny when I didn't for Santa Claus.'

'Doing anything nice for Easter?'

'How nice. You've been invited to an Easter egg hunt.'

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

If Jesus had been a rabbit...

'no... NO!'

"Easter is a holiday we resurrect the ham instead of the turkey."

Easter Bunny!

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tartine

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Too much sugar."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Night-time halo

Happy Easter

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth