Easter Celebrator Pillows

Easter Island with a large statue of the Easter Bunny

By Easter, a pardoned turkey has often lost all sense of right and wrong.

A vampire is frightened after being served hot cross buns.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."

A chicken lays Easter eggs for the Easter bunny.

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Missing Easter Egg

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Easter Bunny!

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"Hey - the GPS tracker I put on my Easter basket says it's in the kitchen!"

Springtime rabbits.

Jesus and the Peeps

Easter Bonnet

Easter bunny Island.

'Hey, wait a minute!'

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

Add to Basket?

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Hope of spring.

"I want to report a mugging."