Easter Celebrators With A Fun Twist Pillows

"Yeah, yeah. Everybody's got palms and opposable thumbs and the ass only has hooves... Get over yourselves, people!"

Happy Easter

Mr. Punch in Venice

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Missing Easter Egg

Easter Ham Free.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Easter Bonnet

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Jesus and the Peeps

Springtime rabbits.

"Hey - the GPS tracker I put on my Easter basket says it's in the kitchen!"

Easter Bunny!

Easter bunny Island.

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."

Add to Basket?

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"I want to report a mugging."

'You didn't really look up Easter Island, did you, Richard?'