Easter Admirer Pillows

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Happy Easter

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"So! When's the big day?"

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Missing Easter Egg

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Easter Bonnet

Springtime rabbits.

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

Easter Bunny!

Jesus and the Peeps

Easter bunny Island.

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny