Earthy Artist Gifts

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Don't you ever knock?'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'Anything good on tonight?'

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

A man emerges from a tree stump

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

Tom Waits.

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

"That's Julian you can hear, he's really arty-farty this evening"

'How can I stop these moles digging up the garden?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

Wildlife crafts

"Nice jump, Sergei."

Watering a plant with tears

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

GM Foods.

"Are you finally going to admit that you've run out of things to do now that you're retired?"

'Pepper, anyone?'

"We're farmers. We live off what's left of the land."

"Not funny."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

'You've really outdone yourself this time, dear! That was the best dirt I've eaten in a long time!'

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

'I struck oil.'

"You were supposed to leave your flash drive at the Pearly Gates."