Early Finisher Gifts

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Toast: the high energy food

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

French Early Bird

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

1,572 Performances.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

100k Desert Crawl

Waking Up With Rooster.

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Rooster