Early Finisher Pillows

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

100k Desert Crawl

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Rooster

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."