Novel Finisher Gifts

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Horn of Leftovers

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

First past the post.

100k Desert Crawl

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

Congratulations for male runner

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"I read your manuscript with interest."

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

"The world isn't ready for a book like this. How would you feel about publishing it posthumously?"

Formula One Finish Line.

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

'No dessert? You mean I ate all that food for nothing?'

Finish line.

The jungle grill!

A runner crosses the finish line chased by a nurse.

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

Top Finish Line Crossers.

Dance marathon.

The Artist 10k. Finish

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

Man on death bed, hand in clouds through window like umpires, 'The final out'

'Tv dinner'

A writer falls asleep over their manuscript

'I am...an idiot.'