Meal Finisher Gifts

'No dessert? You mean I ate all that food for nothing?'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Horn of Leftovers

The Aisle

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Mine was stone cold.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Still workin' on that, sir?"

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"Look what I found on sale! Measuring cups to use for all your recipes!"

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

'Say, did you guys catch that report on the most important meal of the day?' ... 'I swear Breakfast, if you don't shut up already...'

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

'OK that's ten pieces of silver each, except for Judas...you had the Greek salad and the cheese platter, so you owe thirty pieces of silver.'

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'

He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.

Man photographing fish through magnifying glass

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'

'Then that's one child's plate, one special, and one anything-as-long-as-I-don't-have-to-cook-it.'

This time, Eddie was going to pay for this.

Man on death bed, hand in clouds through window like umpires, 'The final out'