Early Bird Rockstars Gifts

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

So Far So Good

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

The Early Bird

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'