Early Bird Nemesis Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with a pillow that pokes fun at the early bird nemesis. A cozy, witty reminder that mornings aren’t always their favorite.

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'I'll look for apples -- you keep an eye out for early birds.'

'I'll look for apples -- you keep an eye out for early birds.' mockup

'I'll look for apples -- you keep an eye out for early birds.'

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Future garbage truck driver.

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"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms." mockup

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

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Toast: the high energy food

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"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school." mockup

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

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So Far So Good

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"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

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'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!' mockup

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

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"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?" mockup

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

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'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.' mockup

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

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"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!" mockup

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

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"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?" mockup

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

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"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..." mockup

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

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"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms." mockup

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

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Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?' mockup

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

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'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.' mockup

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

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Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm. mockup

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

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"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

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'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.' mockup

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

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"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock." mockup

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

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"Don't you have a snooze button?" mockup

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

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'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!' mockup

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

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'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.' mockup

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

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'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.' mockup

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

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"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it." mockup

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

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"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..." mockup

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

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"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!" mockup

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

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'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!' mockup

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

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'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?' mockup

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

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'All right, all right, I'm getting up.' mockup

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

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Come on sun! I know you can do it! mockup

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

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'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.' mockup

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

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'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...' mockup

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

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"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms." mockup

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

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"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning." mockup

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

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Early Bird Nemesis Pillows Collection

Early Bird Nemesis Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the early bird nemesis—witty designs that make their morning coffee a little more tolerable.

Early Bird Nemesis Prints

Browse vibrant prints that humorously depict the early bird’s nemesis—bring personality and wit to their space.

Early Bird Nemesis T-Shirts

Discover playful t-shirts that capture the early riser’s reluctance—ideal for the creative types who prefer nights to mornings.