Early Bird Nemesis Prints

'I'll look for apples -- you keep an eye out for early birds.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."