'I'll look for apples -- you keep an eye out for early birds.'
Early Bird Nemesis Gifts
Searching for a clever gift that speaks to the morning adversary in your life? Our collection for early birds turned nemeses combines humor and creativity. Whether they’re battling the sunrise or simply love a good laugh, these products celebrate their unique attitude—part love, part annoyance—making them ideal for those who dance to the beat of their own sunrise schedule.
Future garbage truck driver.
Bird Tweet.
Toast: the high energy food
"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."
"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."
So Far So Good
"I hate 2:00 am feedings."
'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'
"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"
'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'
"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"
"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"
"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."
Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'
"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."
'He isn't use to getting up this early.'
"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."
"You should have been here at eight o'clock."
'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'
Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.
"Don't you have a snooze button?"
'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'
'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'
'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'
"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."
'Would you like to book an early morning call?'
"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"
"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."
Come on sun! I know you can do it!
'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'
'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'
'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'
'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'
"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."
Early Bird Nemesis Gifts Collection
Early Bird Nemesis Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the early bird nemesis—witty designs that make their morning coffee a little more tolerable.
Early Bird Nemesis Pillows
Find humorous pillows that reflect the morning-movie in your life—great for their favorite chair or bedside.
Early Bird Nemesis Prints
Browse vibrant prints that humorously depict the early bird’s nemesis—bring personality and wit to their space.
Early Bird Nemesis T-Shirts
Discover playful t-shirts that capture the early riser’s reluctance—ideal for the creative types who prefer nights to mornings.